So I went to the park yesterday and I saw a bird and I was like that's a cool bird. So I looked for some rocks and starting throwing them at the bird. It died. So i went home and started watching TV and this cool show was on, Banana's in Pajama's. So after watching that for an hour I was so hyped up for the next episode I called the network and asked if they'd send it to me ahead of time. They told me to fuck off. So i went to bed. WHAT? If you're the least bit smart you would have stopped reading that before you got this far.....dumbass.